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5月30日 just .. for fun .........Prevention is better than Cure..............
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-Gaurav 5月22日 True Colour?What's Your True Colour?Psychologists agree that colours have distinct personalities of their own. Blue is calm, red is passionate, yellow is inviting, and so on. What colour is your personality?
Orange ............is Mine Your true colour is orange!
You're a bold, confident orange. A warm, powerful colour that indicates a strong, welcoming personality, orange is the mark of people who are social and extroverted by nature. Vibrant, with an upbeat attitude, you have a bright, inviting demeanour. Energetic and fun-loving, you're a real friend-magnet. Your easy charm and unassuming manner make you the sort of person people want to meet and get to know better. Well-rounded and fun to be around, you enjoy helping others, so it's no surprise that orange also symbolises attraction. Orange is an extraordinary colour -- for an extraordinary person.
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For his savvy street magician style, his uncanny sense of timing and the fact that his former girlfriend is the astonishing Josie Maran.
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"(I want to bring magic) to a level where Houdini had it a hundred years ago. When you thought of magic, you were intrigued... you were emotionally moved by it. It had a meaning and a purpose."
-David Blaine
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Born in Brooklyn, New York on April 4, 1973, David Blaine was inspired by his mother to dabble in magic. Blaine began at the age of four when he witnessed a subway performer and then chose to try his first card trick routine.
As a teenager, Blaine began to pursue acting as a career and took regular trips into Manhattan from his then New Jersey home to attend classes. He was fortunate enough to land some commercial spots and appearances on daytime dramas. It was during this time that his ability to levitate off of the ground surfaced and at the urging of his personal physician, Blaine underwent a thorough examination.
career was ready to be lifted
As a young adult, Blaine moved back to the city, to the notorious neighborhood of Hell's Kitchen. His mother was stricken with cancer around the same time and passed away in 1994, when Blaine was just 21. Yet the loss did not stifle his burning ambition to perform.
He began to make a name for himself at celebrity functions by doing magic tricks for famous people, such as Mike Tyson, Al Pacino and David Geffen. Through a common contact, he struck a friendship with Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Blaine decided to take a chance and aspire to greater heights, so he made a tape of a performance and sent it to ABC. The response was tremendous and an interview was requested soon after. His first special was later produced, David Blaine: Street Magic and it became a ratings hit in 1997. David Blaine: Magic Man followed two years later. Blaine was soon in demand on the talk show circuit and appeared on just about every major show imaginable. He was even rumored to be dating Madonna at one time.
blaine buried alive
In 1999, Blaine performed his most notable stunt to date, as he was submerged in 4000 pounds of water for over one week to promote his latest special. The publicity was amazing and after he emerged 24 pounds lighter, he once again was seen plugging the show on the talk show circuit. Another stunt involving a block of ice generated similar acclaim, as well as many cynics.
But even the recent rash of theories attempting to debunk the Blaine brand of magic has not diminished his fame. In fact, the negative publicity has had the opposite effect, as movie and book deals have rolled in, and has proved to be a rallying point for his most fervent supporters.
Unfortunately for Blaine, there are more skeptics than supporters during his "Above The Below" stunt, which involves Blaine living in a glass box that is suspended by a crane by the River Thames in London, for 44 days, without food.
What else do you need to know?
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The one factor that Blaine has going for him is that he is perceived as cool. The dichotomy of not pandering to a mass market 24/7 is that you maintain that aura of hip, fresh and current. If he strays from the underground reputation he has acquired, he could lose that special quality.
Such is the delicate balance when you have one foot on the college campus scene and the other in the marketing boardrooms of corporate America. Who do you play up to? Do you go for the money or stick to your current comfort level and choose to reap the benefits of being cool? So far, Blaine has gone for the latter.
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We have yet to see the man dress up, but Blaine has the urban, grunge, casual yet fashionable look down. In black and a wicked trendy hat, the man looks very GQ. But then again, with a bag of tricks and charisma up his sleeve, how on earth could he afford to look bad?
Easy. We just want to know how the hell Blaine performs his levitating trick. And it would be nice if he gave Josie our number.
Hope I Get This Back!!
HUG WAR!!
This is a test to see how many friends you have on the internet!
It's just a test.
Ok, here goes.
Instantly, when you receive this page,
you must send it to at least 10 people,
including the person who sent it to you.
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You have just been hugged!
That's right, there's no getting out of it this time!
This is the start of a full-scale Hug O' War!
So hug everyone you know!
Hug your friends, your enemies, everyone!
With all the other forwards out there, I thought this would be a good one to start.
The hug is my favorite sign of affection.
It can mean so much, and many things at the same time.
It can be a sign of love, friendship, comfort or anything.
So here you go.
All I can say it will do is brighten someone's day.
I mean, we all need a hug once in a while.
So send this on if you'd like,
to anyone who may need a hug,
send it back to whoever sent it to you,
send it back to me!
Goodness knows,
we could all REALLY use a hug sometimes.
So send this on and show someone you care!
Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State…
>>Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State…
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>>LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have
>>left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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>>LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you
>>never get an engaged one.
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>>LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become
>>coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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>>LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
>>accessible corner.
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>>LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late
>>for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning
>>you will have a flat tire.
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>>BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the
>>telephone rings.
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>>LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases
>>when you are with someone you don't
>>want to be seen with.
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>>LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone
>>that a machine won't work, it will!
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>>LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is
>>inversely proportional to the reach.
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>>THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest
>>from the aisle arrive last.
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>>LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of
>>hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
>>which will last until the coffee is cold.
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Different Seasons/Reasons
things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look
at a pear tree that was a great distance away.
The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in
summer, and the youngest son in the fall.
When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe
what they had seen.
The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son
said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.
The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so
sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping
with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.
The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they
had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.
He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season,
and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come
from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.
If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring,
the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.
Moral:
Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don't judge life by one difficult season.
Persevere through the difficult patches
and better times are sure to come some time or later ..
See the Pic above in Album.............
23 brilliant doubts !!
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> 1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not
> joking. even US has got debts), where did all the
money go? (weird)
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> 2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who
> tests it? (to be given a thought)
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> 3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
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> 4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never
> damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole
> airplane made out of that stuff? (very good
> thinking)
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> 5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
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> 6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
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> 7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a
> dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think
they meant something else)
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> 8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone
> reversed? (God knows)
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> 9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
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> 10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones
> eyes)
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> 12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they
> sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
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> 13.What cam! e first, the fruit or the color orange?
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> 14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil
> is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from? (No comments)
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> 15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No
> comments)
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> 16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was
> cured would they remember that they forgot? (can
somebody help )
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> 17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u
> can)
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> 18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already
> built? (strange isnt it)
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> 19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and
> you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear
it? (got to think scientifically)
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> 20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you
> turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have
a change to try)
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> 21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
> (very nice)
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> 22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it
> all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is
nice)
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> 23.Wh! y do most cars have speedometers that go up
> to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast
on any road? (stupid, break the law)
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When a girl is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a girl looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers"Iam fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at You,
She is wondering why U r lying.
When a Girl lays on your chest.
When a girl calls you to be hers foreever.
When aGirl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a Girl SMS U everyday
She wants U to reply atleast once .
When a Girl says I Love U,
She means it.
When a Girl says that she cant live without U,
She has made up her mind that U r her future.
When a Girl says"I mIss U",
No One in this World can miss U more than her............
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Who's Your Movie Star Double?
Gaurav, your movie star double is Will Smith
A joker like you needs to be played by someone charming, someone who isn't afraid to get a little silly — but someone who always knows the difference between being outrageous and being obnoxious. That's why Will Smith would be perfect for the part. With his dazzling smile, addictive laugh, and great comedic timing, people would immediately identify with the lighthearted fun you bring to this world. Like Will, you love laughing — and making other people laugh, too.
Back in school, were you the one making prank phone calls or organizing spoofs of all the teachers? Sure you've matured at least a little bit since then, but you've still probably got that 14-carat sense of humor. Because of that, you're probably the center of attention at parties, as friends gather to hear you making a mockery of everything from current events to the computer-illiterate idiot who sits next to you at work. You, like Will, don't want to take life too seriously, and that's what will shine through if the Fresh Prince of comedy plays you in the movie of your life.
Try your self too ............. and let me know which star Your are ?
Girls
Beautiful Words
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Mother is the most beautiful word in the English language, according to a survey of over 40,000 overseas voters and learners of English at our teaching centres. The survey was conducted to coincide with our 70th anniversary celebrations. According to the survey results, the top ten most beautiful words in the English language are as follows:
The full results are as follows:
From ::: http://www.britishcouncil.org/home-70-beautiful-words.htm |
Who are better friends; Men or women ?
Who are better friends; Men or women ?
Women :
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she
tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment
overnight.
The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirm
that.
Men :
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
>next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment overnight.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirmed that he
stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that
he still is there with them !
Nothing more to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_Happy Ho Ho_Time for love and fun.. _
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What do you Say..?? Understand the deep meaning ,in each one of them.!!
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board
Ans. = man overboard
stand
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Ans. = I understand
OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans. = reading between the lines
4. r
road
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d
Ans. = cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
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Ph.D.
Ans. = two degrees below zero
knee
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light
Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)
ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans. = six feet underground
9. he's / himself
Ans. = he's by himself
10. ecnalg
Ans. = backward glance
11. death ..... life
Ans. = life after death
12. THINK
Ans. think big !!
And the last one is real fundoo ..
13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....
Ans. long time no 'C' (see)
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
"For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a
serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
Give this to someone to make them smile....it's called THERAPY!
Little Johnny
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
sameday, sametime."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of
the same at home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
Life Filled With Love
There are two kinds of sorrow. The first comprises sorrow you’ve created through unnecessary thinking. The second comes from your indiscriminate actions. With the right attitude, you can drastically reduce the burden of your sorrows.
Always remember: After every night, there is a dawn. Life is a flow. By being a witness to the flow, you can remain unaffected by everything. But once caught in the flow, you will experience sorrow.
What is pain?
Pain carries a hidden message. It suggests that a time for change has come. Take physical pain: Suppose you are holding a piping-hot plate but don’t feel any pain; before you realise it, your hand may become charred.
It is the pain that tells us to immediately let go. It is the same with every kind of pain experienced. It conveys to us something deeper — that it is time for change.
What is this change that needs to take place?
It is the cultivation of the right attitude towards life. It is becoming more expansive. All experiences provide lessons for us to learn. Unfortunately we continually fail to do so. When you try to find your way in the ocean, you must guide yourself with the light of the polestar, and not by that on the bow of the ship. Similarly, by focusing on the eternal, you will remain unaffected by the changing experiences of life.
What do I owe and to whom?
You are indebted to the world and to all the beings in it. There is nothing in this world that hasn’t nourished your growth one way or another, thus bringing you to your present state. The earth is your mother. So is Nature. So remember your dharma towards your mother.
Why is love so important?
A loving word, a compassionate look, a simple good deed — all these can bring light to the lives of the less fortunate as well as to your own. It is not what you gain, but what you are able to give that determines the value of your life. If you have been able to give happiness to a soul — even for a minute — it makes your life blessed.
Love gives everything; there is no thought of receiving. Love has no complaints; it accepts all. Love removes all fears; it transforms all ugliness into beauty. Because love is the real refuge, it is the beauty of life. Love is the spring of life; it makes it ever new and fresh.
Love is the expression of the Self. It is the thread on which all beings are strung. When love awakens in a person, the divinity in him or her also awakens for love is God; it is the manifestation of the divine.
How does love create oneness?
In love, there are never two. We feel a river to have two banks only because of the water in between. If the water of the ego dries up, only oneness remains. When love awakens, the ego disappears. Then, human beings realise their oneness with each other.
One realises his or her oneness with the whole of creation. Divine love is knowledge, liberation and bliss. When we become filled with that divine love, we are able to see God in everything and that itself is the ultimate fulfilment.
INDIANS TERRORISTS?........... Naaaaa
1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
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